--walks around with unlit cigarette hanging off of her lip=dunzo
--thinks someone who takes them out to arby's for dinner is taking them to a
nice dinner=dunzo
--bad breath=dunzo
--always wears high heels, and has them scattered around her apartment like
she threw them off when she got home plastered from the night before=dunzo
--has dustballs floating around her apartment=dunzo
--thinks raspberry smirnoff ice is the best alcoholic drink known to
man=dunzo
--drinks not for fun, but to get shit faced sloppy ass drunk=dunzo
--drives to your house in under 5 minutes at 2 AM because your friend IMed
her as you=dunzo
--drives some sort of cheap, but sporty looking car=dunzo
--refuses to let you wear protection=dunzo (and what the hell, you freakin
girls are completely nuts, does ANYONE want to use protection anymore these
days??!!)
--has hooked up with mulitple people in your circle of friends=dunzo
--uses makeup not to complement her face, but more as a mask=dunzo
--only has VHS tapes, no DVD's....and the VHS tapes are instructional yoga
tapes=dunzo
--rides around on a broomstick and wears only black clothes and makeup=dunzo
--expresses her 'true' feelings for you after 2 days of dating=dunzo
--drives FASTER, and more out of control when drunk=dunzo
--ate 2 pretzels, a 1/4 of an apple, and a peanut yesterday=dunzo