--enjoys living in the middle of the woods in a haunted church=dunzo
--eats dinner regularly at 4 PM, no exceptions whatsoever=dunzo
--her toilet looks like the toilet at your old, hole in wall, crappy college
bar=dunzo
--instead of having kleenex, she tells you to go use toilet paper=dunzo
--has 12 kinds of zit treatment medication in her medicine cabinet=dunzo
--gives you the closed mouth, half second, forced smile when you see
her=dunzo
--goes to bed at 7 PM every night=dunzo
--instead of viewing coakroaches as having a dirty place, feels at home, and
comfortable with the roaches, almost like you would with a nice furry
bunny!!=dunzo
--tells you her biggest goal in life is to get married=dunzo
--does not have a tv=dunzo
--wears sweat pants for an entire day at least 3 days a week=dunzo
--smoked a pack of cigarettes in her apartment yesterday=dunzo
--the most she ever gets dressed up is for her trips to Wal Mart=dunzo
--went to taco bell 6 times last week=dunzo
--when you tell them 'i like you as a person' she thinks it's a great
compliment=dunzo
--her apartment usually smells like cheap perfume, cigarette smoke, and
macaroni=dunzo
--calls in sick for work anytime sally jessy raphael is having a
marathon=dunzo
