--never graduated college yet CONSTANTLY complains that she doesn't make
enough..dunzo
--enrolled in beauty school twice, only to drop out a few weeks later each
time because the teacher was mean and then sues the school because she
'didn't learn anything'=dunzo
--lives at home with her parents=dunzo
--regularly gambles on the 'horses'=dunzo
--feels that having 3 beers in one night doesn't qualify as drinking=dunzo
--wears a pink derek jeter shirt=dunzo
--goes to the dollar store more than once a week=dunzo
--thinks the nark has a great sense of humor=dunzo
--has never seen 'a christmas story' and refuses to watch it because it's
'old'=dunzo
--purposely parks her car next to you at work multiple days in a row in
hopes that you'll think about her=dunzo
--feels inferior to her older sister, who also has no confidence or self
esteem=dunzo
--sleeps past noon on weekends(this isn't college sweetie)=dunzo
--shows up to the bar completely 'baked'=dunzo
--complains about a female co-worker who doesn't 'respect' her=dunzo
--sends text messages that only say 'thinking of you' mulitple times per day
after a week of dating=dunzo
--sends text messages saying 'smile, someone is thinking about you'=dunzo
