--you look at your missed calls and see 5 missed calls from her in the past
10 minutes=dunzo
--her cat always gets on the bed and starts sniffing and tickling you when
you're getting it on=dunzo
--reguarly makes out with her 40 yr old girlfriend at the bar and doesn't
find it weird, not even in front of someone she's dating=dunzo
--her best friends are: a 40 yr old woman with 4 kids, a 54 yr old guy who
got fired for sexual harrasment and stalking, and a 33 yr old garbage
woman=dunzo
--only hooks up with 'townies' and ex boyfriends=dunzo
--her way of hinting about hooking up is 'hey, i was kind of thinking about
later on tonight and i kind of feel like I hope you take control of the
situation'=dunzo
--asks you if roger clemens is a congressman=dunzo
--her mom gives her a bottle of wine to bring over in hopes that her
daughter 'gets some'=dunzo
--shows up uninvited to the bar to spy on me and then acts all surprised
when she runs into me=dunzo
--She changes her name from something like Kelly to Kelli, because it is cuter =dunzo
--has every CD from the winners of 'American Idol'=dunzo
--her ringtone is James Blunt's "you're beautiful" and when it rings she
says 'im beautiful!!'=dunzo!!!
--says you can't kill a spider because if you do it'll rain for 3 days = dunzo